Dear Heard and McDonald Islands

April 4, 2025

“We have decided to impose a tarrif on your exports due to the trade deficit with the United States of America. It can no longer be tolerated.

Not a single car from the US has been bought by you, not a single one. None. We won’t have this.

We are not interested in the abilities or not of seals and penguins to drive cars or not, we wont accept excuses, it is unacceptable. We wont have it.

You say it is because your culture is different than ours, we wont have it, we wont have it. How can your culture difference be anything different from the US, a dollar is dollar, in the US and the US and everywhere. And we OWN the dollar.

I will make is so trade will be fair. We will buy what we want, at the price we want to, and everyone else can go whistle, this is about America, it is only about America, so let’s make America rich again, lets make the US rich. We will take trillions and trillions from other nations, to make it more fair.”

The part he won’t say is this is going to bring the US into recession or at least seriously reduced financial growth. Nevermind the knock on effects throughout world trade and finance, that he openly admits, does not rank highly as a concern for him.

How is this going to pan out in the end?

Numpty Dumpty sat on a wall… All the Kings horses and all the Kings men and all that. Here we are.

How they arrived at the Tariff % rate is the best, they used math I learned when I was 10, not a single economist or even accountant was asked for their opinion, or if they were, they were gainsaid by their ‘know better’ leaders.

With a few nights of madness in his own head and the stroke of a pen… more than once, the baboon has put back the development of 3rd world countries back by a decade.

And does it with a righteous smile.

Right now Africa is fighting back, they are standing on their own two feet now… witness this:

Women’s Aid Kenya, a new charity that deals with those suffering from gender based violence and abuse just popped up to fill a gap left by the removal of USAid funds to Kenya.

They are not sitting on their hands.

The bafoons actions are going to push the US into a lot less relevance on the world stage, a lot less influence and a lot less ‘wriggle room’ in international affairs. He is putting the US into international diplomatic retreat.

See ya, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

The proud, rest of the world.

On behalf of The (world) People aka Humanity