We have to give her the award for the fastest ever to go down on Trump. She wanted the job for a long time, and… she crashed and burned.

But…

Her looks sure gave her all the qualifications she needed for the position. And she kinda came in handy to dodge a news cycle while things got a bit too hot for the maga cult leader, she took a bullet from the press and prob a squirt from the CINC.

So, we have to ask…

Was she provided with a gold embroidered cushoin to kneel on before she went down for him?

So, she was carefully selected, was it her education or looks that got her the position?

She seems to be a survivor, I am sure she will blow it off and come out of this smelling of roses, for a bit.

It never hurts to be in Trumps protective circle, of course, that is, so long as you always bend a knee at the right time, she could survive, she does have the qualifications to be a member of his cult, she is cute.

I wonder, the President has a handy hot blond as his Human Printer, Natalie is doing her job well being pretty on trips in lieu of Melania, perhaps Katie can be introduced to the new position of Presidential Pleaser, described by Trump as ‘just oral you underastand, not like Clinton, not like that, not bareback or anal and she will get a golden embroidered presidential coushion to kneel on.’

Perhaps she can come on stage while he’s doing a rally and slyly crawl under the podium and obvs blow him, and let him say to the crowd, ‘o she is good, trust me she one of the best, you gotta love it’, as he gets head from her, it’d spice up his rallies up a bit, like Madonna fingering herself at her concerts or Micheal Jackson grabbing his crotch all the time, but you know just a bit more in your face reality TV show stuff, great for the crowd. Imagine, ‘Great for the greatest crowd ever, Just great. And greatest. God bless me and maybe America!’

I need hot chicks, steaks and buildings and fame and more buildings and more fame and now power and power, I want more power, and fame. And buildings. Fix the pool… On fucking repeat. Change the tune.

I am proud to say I am one of those who can say they never watch the Kardashians, nor any reality TV show and I strongly object as a citizen of Earth to Trump to allow the worlds landscape become a reality TV show, in real life.

Someone needs to tell him, there’s consquences.

I repeat, someone needs to tell that reality TV star that there are consequences to his actions.