We are not part of a cult.

As you can leave whenever you like.

However – your family will be turned against you for leaving.

If you speak about anything we do not want you to while being involved with us then we will broadcast anything we can to blacken your name as much as we possibly can.

But it’s not a cult.

If you mention anything bad that may have happened to you, or anything about being abused either emotionally, financially, physically, sexually or otherwise – we will come after you online and in the courts and in your private life.

We are not a cult.

But we will pursue you in every way we can to try destroy you to protect our secret practices. We’d rather have you dead than incapable (as we see it – your leaving makes you ‘incapable’ to us). So the best way to leave is in a coffin. We like our members to contribute to the end of their current life before going on to sector II to contribute more in their next life. We insist you believe in past lives and thus expect you to understand we have ‘given’ you immortality and hold this ‘gift’ to ransom depending on your agreeable participation.

But we are not a cult and you can leave whenever you like.

Our services start at 20 bucks and in the end at the top we expect you to pay 20,000 bucks every 6 months to come to Florida and receive our permission to return to your home and self mediate a few times a day in the comfort of your own bedroom. We consider this to be our most gracious gift to mankind, this level of spiritual enlightenment. It can take up to 10 years to complete so we’ll make 400,000 bucks off you in a decade. This is our gift to man.

But we are not a cult based on money.

Our objective is to help you think for yourself in the manner we tell you to think. But we make sure you think our way off your own back. We do not accept original ideas or suggestions. We know you better than you know yourself and you will over time learn to think for yourself as we tell you to. You are in the right place to be told how to think sort for yourself – as we see it.

But we do not indulge in mind control. We are not a cult.

If any of your family are not for us then we will label them as bad hats and withhold our precious gift to you until you either make said relative like us or disconnect from them. If someone you are related to leaves you are required to cut yourself off from them to continue receiving our priceless gift.

We are not a cult.

We weaponize family love against leavers. It’s just we consider you to have committed a treasonous high crime if you do speak to someone we consider do be a bad hat. Even if it’s your own parent or child. So this is heavily enforced. It’s important if a member of a family leaves that they are isolated from other family members.

But we are not an anti-family cult.

We do not try to make our members susceptible to commands through constant repetition. We understand constant repetition of some datum adds weight to it’s ‘validity’ in the minds of most, so we never practice this.

We are not a cult.

We do not embellish our own importance or have delusions of grandeur nor do we not belittle those who are not with us. But we do refer to them as wogs and we are not only saving the world but the entire galaxy while wogs are just like hamsters on a treadmill.

But we are not a cult.

We are starting to keep our namesake secret now.

But we are not a cult.

Zero coercion, no mind control and we will never use your family connections against you, ever. Honest! Trust us, no ssshhh, just trust us.

We are not a cult so come and join us and you can leave but be wary in the manner in which you do otherwise it could well be life threatening.

If we can legally kill you off as you leave we will. But…

We are not a cult.