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June 14, 2020

Covid-19 or Covid-19two (for China, now), or BLM or (next) A(Asian)LM2.

WWII has already been used so if we go down that road again in 2020 it ruins my blogging as most things are coming in their 2nd wave these days and that’s my point.

So if the Democrats win in the US in Nov do we have rioting women on behalf of the #metooto movement?

Australia Burning, the sequel is due for release in the fall of 2020. Exact date tbc.

But grab the popcorn as we hve a couple more truly ball busting finales for you this year.

Seated comfortably? So the King of the United Arab Emirates will be assasinated and the US and China will blame each other while the UK will end up making the UAE a member of the Commonwealth to avert WWIII.

And just as that is settling down, we’re going to hear from the aliens. Sorry no UFOs landing in Times Square. But NASA is going to detect a signal in space via the ISS, that can only be of mathematical origin and end up busy trying to decode it – over the xmas and new year holidays.

So as well as a fucked up winter with our pals in Oz burning, this mad 2020 with our summer cancelled now we have xmas overshadowed by first contact message being decoded.

We’ll all be told where it’s from, roughly. How we know it’s mathematical by countless specialist on every channel with the always inevitable question hanging in the air of ‘WHAT DOES IT SAY?!’

Through christmas and close onto NY

And as we all are about to enjoy our festive into the new year it starts to come out that NASA have decoded the message.

So as people the world over fluster over do we go out and celebrate the message and the new year or fucking bunker down and see what’s coming next, like this is even more fucking real shit than everything else.

Then some go out and some bunkered and the message arrives.

‘Hi Earth? You getting on ok? ‘ is decoded.

Does everyone breath a sigh of relief?